Bill Clinton, famous around the world for his eponymous line of multi-colored condoms, is looking for a few “dependable, enthusiastic” interns (25 to be exact.)

Here’s an excerpt from the qualifications section of the job posting [hat tip: UrbanElephants.com]:

Upon leaving office, President Clinton

Oh, that’s right, he was president once! I’m so used to thinking of him as the King of Condoms that I forgot. Unlike the current President Bush, Clinton must not have accomplished much that was memorable. (Other than being impeached and helping coin the term “presidential keepads,” that is.)

established the William J. Clinton Foundation with the dual missions of [deleted blah-blah]. If you are an undergraduate, graduate or professional student or a recent graduate with your own strong interest in crucial issues of our day, the Clinton Foundation Intern Program offers a unique opportunity for growth, learning and meaningful service.

I can help them start learning right away: Here’s what the meaning of the word ‘Is’ is: Third person singular present form of Be. Also (trust me on this), oral sex is adultery, so don’t try that excuse on your spouse or in front of a grand jury.

We are looking for people who are dependable, enthusiastic, professional, and intelligent.

That’s what he wants in an intern, but what’s it like working under Bill Clinton? Here’s what the world’s most infamous intern has said:

Monica Lewinsky says she feels betrayed by Bill Clinton’s failure to acknowledge how he destroyed her life…

“He says he was proud of the way that he defended the presidency, at my expense,” she said.

“In the process he destroyed me, and that was the way he was going to have to do that, to get through impeachment,” Lewinsky added. “I was a young girl and to hear him saying some of the things he was saying today — it’s a shame.”

If you are “dependable, enthusiastic, professional, and intelligent,” now that you know what could be coming if you work on Clinton’s staff, you’ll never accept the job!

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